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1 Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:12 am

Well hopefully everyone has see the mastercard commercials where it ends with pricesless or whatever.

So the point in this topic is to periodically create your own, either using life references or random as heck ones.

One about my life for example: Xbox 360 - $299, Halo Reach - $60 Staying up till 4:30 in the morning, then forced awake at 7 to take your brother to school - priceless

I'm interested to see what you guys can come up with =3

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2 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:22 am

One about my life: Dead Rising 2 - $60, Halo Reach - $80 Xbox 360 Slim - $199
Not paying for any of it - priceless Very Happy

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3 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:36 am

Akira wrote:One about my life: Dead Rising 2 - $60, Halo Reach - $80 Xbox 360 Slim - $199
Not paying for any of it - priceless Very Happy

lol... lucky ass XD

Slavery - price varied, Tool for the cotton fields - $100, Shacks - $35, Being white during this time frame - Priceless

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4 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:20 am

internet - varied
facebook - free
paper - 20 cents
ink - 20 cents
blue tack - 3 francs
picture of room mate looking gay stuck to wal - priceless

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5 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:39 am

Ground beef: $5
Seasoning packets: $0.80
Shredded cheese:$2
Re-fried beans:$1.50
soft and hard taco shells:$3

the yummy goodness that is a taco:Priceless.

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6 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:44 pm

Akira wrote:One about my life: Dead Rising 2 - $60, Halo Reach - $80 Xbox 360 Slim - $199
Not paying for any of it - priceless Very Happy

Keep flaunting that around and we’ll see who finances your next endeavor.

Very well…here is my own;
Others’ expenses: ∞, Green tea (for nerves): $1.50,
Seeing the smiles on others faces- priceless.

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7 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:27 pm

[Drinks girlfriend's soda]
Girlfriend's canned soda: 50 Cents

[Gets hit in the head with controller thrown by girlfriend]
PS2 controller: $9

[Gets thrown out open window on second floor]
Pain Pills for physical injuries: $2

[Tries to knock on door and gets ambushed with a lasso and tied up]
The domino effect leading to you getting your ass kicked: Priceless (although sanity may be the cost)


Gears of War 3 when it comes out: $60

T-Shirt ordered online: $20

Knowing you may save or screw Carmine with said T-Shirt: Priceless


Shrimp Tempura: $5

Shoes: $14

Video game systems and apartment: Gay Roommate's

Fighting for your girlfriend and getting a flaming f***ing katana for free: Priceless


Lantern: 1400 Neopoints

Little candly in lantern: 600 Neopoints

Sword of Skardsen: 8,000,000 Neopoints

Unscrambling the word "mrotaemo" and leaving the castle with your vital organs in tact: Priceless

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8 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:03 am

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Bus ticket into town: £1.60
Law books: roughly £57
Knowing you aren't going to read them until the day before the exam: priceless

In all honesty, I intend to read them soon. Equity, Trusts and Land law T_T


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9 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:42 am

Failed casino scam - ₣0

Finding and memorizing blueprints, floorplans, guard and staff rotations - 50+ years of life

Smuggling revolver into prison - 20 cartons of cigarettes

Inciting riot, making way towards hidden improvised exit - 24 painful hits to the head and body, quarter mile of sneaking from doctor's office to the outside through the power room

Rejoining civilized society - Mastercard

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There are some times you just won't have money. To rejoin civilized society, you'll need to steal someone's identity and bank information Very Happy

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10 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:34 am

Doctor Diabolical wrote:Failed casino scam - ₣0

Finding and memorizing blueprints, floorplans, guard and staff rotations - 50+ years of life

Smuggling revolver into prison - 20 cartons of cigarettes

Inciting riot, making way towards hidden improvised exit - 24 painful hits to the head and body, quarter mile of sneaking from doctor's office to the outside through the power room

Rejoining civilized society - Mastercard

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There are some times you just won't have money. To rejoin civilized society, you'll need to steal someone's identity and bank information Very Happy

Wow - this seriously made me laugh out loud lol. Thank you for that Doc =]

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Fixing my laptop: $97
Buying Externals - So this never happens again: $300
Buying a new DS Game: $35

Updating, and "Bricking" your External, only to not care and continue playing your new DS game: Priceless.

There are some things money can buy. But for happiness, there's Nintendo.

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11 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:52 am

Tiki works at a casino

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12 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:53 am

Corebalt wrote:
Fixing my laptop: $97
Buying Externals - So this never happens again: $300
Buying a new DS Game: $35

Updating, and "Bricking" your External, only to not care and continue playing your new DS game: Priceless.

There are some things money can buy. But for happiness, there's Nintendo.

Hahahahaha Now this was an impressive one I must say =3

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Being treated like crap at my old job - 3 years of my life

Getting a Job at Gamestop - A lot (discounts = me buying more games T_T)

Telling my old job that I need time off due to the stress of school, but in reality just waiting to get my bonus check in novemeber to quit and laugh in their face - Priceless

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13 Re: Mastercard FTW!!! on Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:38 am

Corebalt wrote:Fixing my laptop: $97
Buying Externals - So this never happens again: $300
Buying a new DS Game: $35

Updating, and "Bricking" your External, only to not care and continue playing your new DS game: Priceless.

There are some things money can buy. But for happiness, there's Nintendo.

Corebalt doing his shit: $432
Being able to do the same shit for ~$100, not needing to fix my laptop because I don't use such pieces of shit: Priceless

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