Since I'm starting off:
What would you do, if you woke up next to...
<= That guy.
What would you do, if you woke up next to...
<= That guy.
Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.
Inari wrote:Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.
ouch, what on earth did I do to merit that.
Even I hold myself in a higher regard than that- *gestures to the avatar's hideousness*
XD
I'd be a murderer not a rapist, thats not in my mo.
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