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If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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Since I'm starting off:

What would you do, if you woke up next to...

<= That guy.

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I'd be arraigned for murder by the afternoon.
He'd cease to be after such a violation of personal space,
I'd be the lawyer, judge and jury all in one for his sentencing.

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Fuck it all, not again.

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This is what I get for messing with science. "Want some eggs?"

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Karasu

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Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.


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I'd wipe a tear from my eye. "Finally - musically talented children."

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He'd be all like that, but then I'd be all like this

and then he'd be all like

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Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.


ouch, what on earth did I do to merit that.
Even I hold myself in a higher regard than that- *gestures to the avatar's hideousness*

XD
I'd be a murderer not a rapist, thats not in my mo.

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*Skips over Inari*
Rorschach

"...So, was it good for you?"

" Not really, I thought it was a horrible movie honestly. Walked out and everything."

"...I meant the sex D:"

"...Oh"

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wonder what the hell happened.

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I remember there being a lot of drinks, and then a question about chloroform?

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Karasu

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Inari wrote:
Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.


ouch, what on earth did I do to merit that.
Even I hold myself in a higher regard than that- *gestures to the avatar's hideousness*

XD
I'd be a murderer not a rapist, thats not in my mo.

What did you do? Absolutely nothing. That's the beauty of it. Caught off guard and whatnot. T'was just a joke though Razz

And murder is far more enjoyable I'm sure.


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I'd be totally in the right. After tugging on that long hair all night...

You can only imagine how shocked I was after I found out it was a man.

Now he won't stop talking about Megadeth ._.

...EVER...

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(Wakes up)

(Looks over at her expression)



Oh gawd, she's even like this without alcohol.

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I start freaking out about the sudden Thunder Fist-to-Face of Death so soon after waking up.

It's a rather unpleasant experience. And hurts.

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Was it really that bad for you? D':

I'm sorry... I'll try harder. Do you want me to make you some eggs or something?

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