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If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar.

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Karasu
dvdfaust
Inari
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Corebalt

Corebalt
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Since I'm starting off:

What would you do, if you woke up next to...

<= That guy.

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Inari

Inari

I'd be arraigned for murder by the afternoon.
He'd cease to be after such a violation of personal space,
I'd be the lawyer, judge and jury all in one for his sentencing.

dvdfaust

dvdfaust

Fuck it all, not again.

Corebalt

Corebalt
Admin

This is what I get for messing with science. "Want some eggs?"

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Karasu

Karasu
Admin

Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.

Corebalt

Corebalt
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I'd wipe a tear from my eye. "Finally - musically talented children."

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Doctor Diabolical

Doctor Diabolical

He'd be all like that, but then I'd be all like this
If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar. Chatterer
and then he'd be all like
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Inari

Inari

Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.


ouch, what on earth did I do to merit that.
Even I hold myself in a higher regard than that- *gestures to the avatar's hideousness*

XD
I'd be a murderer not a rapist, thats not in my mo.

Akira

Akira

*Skips over Inari*
Rorschach

"...So, was it good for you?"

" Not really, I thought it was a horrible movie honestly. Walked out and everything."

"...I meant the sex D:"

"...Oh"

R&R

R&R

wonder what the hell happened.

Corebalt

Corebalt
Admin

I remember there being a lot of drinks, and then a question about chloroform?

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Karasu

Karasu
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Inari wrote:
Karasu wrote:Wonder how inari had broken into my house. Write a book entitled "What's For Breakfast? MISERY, SELF LOATHING and a side of DREAD!". I'd have a press conference in which I warned others of her sexual deviancy, and then I'd probably move house. No, I'm not able to move house, too much moving of stuff. But I'd burn the sheets, the bed, the room, and then write a song about it whilst high off shooting up heroin. Lots of heroin. Enough heroin to end the life of the largest land mammal, whatever it is. Then I'd get famous, and give talks at support groups, because Inari did it to others too... Then I'd get a knife, a van, and take revenge on society whilst playing Ludwig van Beethoven's Ode to Joy in the background for ironic effect.


ouch, what on earth did I do to merit that.
Even I hold myself in a higher regard than that- *gestures to the avatar's hideousness*

XD
I'd be a murderer not a rapist, thats not in my mo.

What did you do? Absolutely nothing. That's the beauty of it. Caught off guard and whatnot. T'was just a joke though Razz

And murder is far more enjoyable I'm sure.

Akira

Akira

I'd be totally in the right. After tugging on that long hair all night...

You can only imagine how shocked I was after I found out it was a man.

Now he won't stop talking about Megadeth ._.

...EVER...

Corebalt

Corebalt
Admin

(Wakes up)

(Looks over at her expression)

If you woke up in the same bed as the above avatar. Raisin11

Oh gawd, she's even like this without alcohol.

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Xovos

Xovos

I start freaking out about the sudden Thunder Fist-to-Face of Death so soon after waking up.

It's a rather unpleasant experience. And hurts.

Corebalt

Corebalt
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Was it really that bad for you? D':

I'm sorry... I'll try harder. Do you want me to make you some eggs or something?

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