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101 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:04 pm

[Interrogate the dragons]
"So if you guys are so intent on not letting anyone past, then why didn't you do anything about that guy who flew in here with the super kinetic boots earlier?"

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102 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:41 am

{For Beat}

Lady Frostbite strikes a melodramatic pose, covering her eyes with the back of her right hand and extending her left arm forward.

Lady Frostbite "I was abandoned as a child, left to be nurtered by the ocean. I washed up here and these Darblats took me in as their queen, and I am ruler of all their lands!"

And how many lands is that?

"Just this island, really."

Wow, great conquest you've got going on.

"Are you a queen?"

I'm a guy...

"I DIDN'T THINK SO!"

{Explosion}

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]







{For Atriarch}

The Robot Unicorn crashed into the tower.

{The good news: The unicorn flew straight through the tower unharmed.}
{The bad news: It made a huge hole middle and the top half of the tower landed on you, crushing you painfully}

[At Death's Door]

Death "Damn, what a crushing defeat. A smashing failure, if you will. *sigh* What do you want?"

[Revive]
[Stay dead]
[Go out with Death for a burger]



{For Altu}

Dragon Guard "That happened?! OH DAMMIT!"

The moat lowers instantly and the dragon guards immediately abandon their post to run into the castle.

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103 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:58 am

[Go out with Death for a burger]
"why can't I summon my pets, or transform into a godlike knight in this realm?"

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104 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:57 pm

Beat had suddenly started playing flipper for no real reason as the dialogue between the narrator and the queen started, and althought it ended, he just kept going for the lulz.

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105 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:58 pm

[sneak in behind them] I also rip the sleeves off my shirt to cover my shoes so I will make less sound.

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106 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:57 pm

"... I think there was something in that turkey... These dreams are getting weird... Ah well, it's a dream, let's have fun." After saying that, he pulls up a small keyboard and types in a command to open up the system console and starts typing commands in a somewhat familiar scripting language.

Code:
{
Run event "set var"
      {
      If - Game loaded
            {
            Set variable [Pawn X = "Zombie"]
            }
      }
}


{
Run Event "changestate"
      {
      If - Pawn X is in state "attacking"
            {
            goto state "dance"
            }
      {
      Else - Do nothing
      }
}

Using this added bit of scripting, he altered the zombies of this virtual environment to begin dancing when they attempt to attack.

He then stood in the center of the line of zombies and, with Thriller now playing in the background for whatever reason, began performing the dance.

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107 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:48 am

{For Beat}

As Lady Frostbite turns back to face Beat, she is offended to see he isn't paying attention.

Lady Frostbite "INSOLENT FOOL! You dare mock me by losing interest and diverting your attention?! PREPARE TO DIE!"

{BATTLE!}

Name: Lady Frostbite
Gender: Female
Age: Early 20s
HP: 50
Strength: 20
Type: Neopet
Neopet Species: Krawk

Description: This ice lady won't take any of your lip.

{Beat attacks first!}

[Attack]
[Item]
[Defend]
[Special (5 or 10 PEP)=]
[Talk]
[Get horny]
[Negotiate]
[Surrender]
[Kill Self]
[Run]



{For Atriarch}

Death "Hell yeah! Let's go to In-N-Out!"

Death and Atriarch are seen eating burgers outside of the fast food chain.

Death "You can't use those powers because a universal rift had taken you into this world. Your powers are incompatible in this dimension and are pretty much useless."

Death takes a drink from his vanilla milkshake.

Death "...pretty much it's like every Metroid game."

[Revive]
[Pound the table and ask where's your burrito]
[Tell teh waitress to maek yu a sammich]
[Die]
[Do nothing]


{For Xafial}

As the zombies began doing Thriller, a pop up appears.

"Would you like to make Virtupets.com your home page?

Then another. And another. OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE




{For Altu}

Altu dashes into the castle and the dragon humans are completely oblivious to him standing there. In the areas available he sees a large door with a dragon shaped lock on it, a hallway to the right, and a dungeon entrance to the left.
[Do nothing]

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108 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:49 pm

"all my good weapons and armor were on my pets...such a shame. I didn't carry any Potions with me...."

[Revive]

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109 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:58 pm

Xafiel quickly woke up screaming, "I shouldn't have used Norton!"

He looked about himself to find he was now back in the cab. Sighing with relief, he looked out the window to see where he was now.

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110 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:04 am

Beat
HP: 60/60
Strength: 50
PEP: 55/55

Beat lost the flipper game instantly as he was challenged, punching the game in frustration.

Beat: BLAST!!

[Attack]

Beat kicked the flipper game so hard he sent it flying at Lady Frostbite.

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111 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:35 am

[peek down the hallway] I LOOK DOWN THE KITTEN HAL

Sorry, wrong RP. I look down the hallway before I go just in case there's some evil thing there.

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112 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:43 pm

{For Beat}

The machine nails Lady Frostbite in the head.

Beat angrily kicks his Flipper machine at Lady Frostbite! (4 melee icons, 2 earth icons)

Lady Frostbite throws a Pebble Snowball at Beat! (3 Earth icons, 3 Melee icons)

There seems to be something wrong with Lady Frostbite's Snowglobe Staff: It isn't working!

Beat Damage: 8

Lady Frostbite Damage: 10

[Same options]




{For Atriarch}

Atriarch revives and finds himself...in a...tribal village of scantily clad tribal snake girls with lightish brown scales in the middle of a jungle? They look cute/hot, and they're all wearing clothing that have feathers on them. They all look at Atriarch and giggle.

[Talk]
[Draw weapon]
[Start using the power of music]
[DIG A HOLE! SAVE ME!!!]
[Run into the jungle]
[Get really horny]
[Kill self]
[Do nothing]

{For Xafiel}

Xafiel finds himself at the Castle of the Demon Lord, where the highest tower stands in front of him. There are awesome steampunk robots standing guard.

"Halt! None shall pass."


{For Altu}

Altu peeks down the hallway and sees that everything is perfectly fine. Heck, there's even a huge treasure chest sitting in the middle of the hall.

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113 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:57 pm

Beat
HP: 52/60
Strength: 50
PEP: 55/55

[Attack?!]

Beat suddenly stuck his sword into the floor (or ice, ground, whatever one wants to call it) and said

Beat: ZA WARUDO!!

turning it around, majestically splitting the floor to two.

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114 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:43 pm

{For Beat}

Beat splits the ground beneath Lady Frostbite with Za Warudo! (6 earth icons)

Lady Frostbite Freeze's Beat with her Snowglobe Staff! (2 Water icons, 2 Melee Icons)

{Beat lost a turn}

Lady Frostbite hits Beat with a Pebble Snowball (3 Earth Icons, 3 Melee Icons)

Beat Damage: 14

Lady Frostbite Damage: 10

[Same actions]

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115 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:52 pm

[Talk]
"Please tell me you don't multi aggro."

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116 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:00 am

{For Atriarch}

The snake girls all continue to giggle and soon two of them stand by his side, seemingly admiring his looks. Something tells me they don't speak English, Mah Boi. One of them enters a hut/teepee/whatever you call them and returns to Atriarch with a necklace. It has round bright green stones in a pattern of 2 small ones on the sides of a big one, then repeat, and two yellow feathers on the front going left and right. I think they want you to have it.

[Accept]
[What's this do?]
[Sorry, I'm not marrying the Swamp Witch without realizing it]
[Really, what does it do?]
[Pull out yer Yamaha]
[Run away, they wants sex!]
[Faint]
[Do nothing]

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117 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:23 am

[What's this do?]
"this looks to be important. I have ever seen this Design... it kinda sorta looks like an Inrid Relic... where is Voight when you need him?"

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118 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:32 am

{For Atriarch}

The snake girls giggle and offer it to Atriarch by bringing it closer to him. I really don't think they know what you're saying, but they find you really cute.

[Same options]

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119 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:01 am

[Accept]
"whats the worse that could happen?"

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120 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:30 am

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch allows the snake girls to put the necklace on him and they giggle even more. They're practically blushing and red at this point. They take his hands and calmly guide him to a large wooden post in the middle of the village. They let go of his hands. What's the significance of this post?

[Talk in vain]
[Bust the post]
[PANIC]
[Run away]
[Surrender]
[Do nothing]

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121 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:09 am

Beat
HP: 48/60
Strength: 50
PEP: 55/55

Beat: You silly you!!

[Attack]

Beat ran to Lady Frosbite, and kicked her hard in the chest so he would fall to the huge rip on the ground.

Beat: THIS. IS. IRPAAAAAA!!

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122 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:43 pm

{For Beat}

(Your health is 32. You skipped some of the damage)

Beat Deals 9 Damage. As Lady Frostbite falls through the crevace, she falls through the ceiling and lands in front of Beat.

{Lady Frostbite is Stunned! Go again}

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123 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:16 pm

(Oh, sorry)

Beat
HP: 32/60
Strength: 50
PEP: 55/55

Beat: How does that even work? Betch that's like dividing by zero. Hell, imma divide this whole thing by zero.

[Special attack: DIVIDE BY ZERO!!]

Code:
Given: a = b
a² = ab
a² - b² = ab - b²
(a + b)(a - b) = b (a - b)
(a + b) = b
a + a = a
2a = a
2 = 1

And suddenly, the equation Beat had just written onto the ground turned into a black hole. Beat pushed his sword deep into the ground to avoid being sucked in.

Beat: I REFUSE TO BE SUCKED INTO ATOM DUST BY SOMETHING THAT NOT EVEN LIGHT CAN ESCAPE!! NO!! F*** SCIENCE!!

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124 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:27 pm

[PANIC!]
"LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL LOAD FIREBALL!!!"

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125 Re: Insane RP Adventure!! on Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:07 am

{For Beat}

Lady Frostbite takes 20 damage due to Beat's critical strike.

{VICTORY!}

Beat Leveled up! Put 10 poins to a stat of your choice!

Lady Frostbite stumbles and falls to her knees, holding her stomach with crossed arms.

"Ooof...Ouch...you're stronger than I thought...ugh..."

The ice Krawk falls unconscious and Beat is left with nothing to do.

[Turn on her doomsday ice machine]
[Steal her doomsday ice machine]
[Destroy the doomsday ice machine]
[Kidnap Lady Frostbite]
[(This option is censored)]
[Rocket to another place]
[Freeze to death]
[Do nothing]






{For Atriarch}

Atriarch activates Barrier Burst and is launched into the air, falling down to earth after 3 minutes of flying straight up. As he hits the ground, he finds himself in the middle of a battleground. Anthropomorphic medieval peasants armed with only sticks and their potato sacks they call clothing are attacking darker anthropomorphic soldiers wearing dark armor and wielding swords.

[Help one of the sides]
[Kick all their arses]
[Run in circles]
[Dig a hole]
[Go back to the village, you'd rather deal with the unknown than get pwned painfully]
[Do nothing]

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