Hunters of Venice Abridged

At the risk of tooting my own horn, *beep beep*, but I kinda wanna see what clever jokes you can think of with my comic, rules are similar to scy's, but it can be from any chapter, and can be from one panel to a whole page long. (just don't diss on my drawing skills itself DX). But lets see what ya'll can do.

"Yarrrrrrr ye den't seem da understand that ye dealin' with the strongest one-eyed pirate of ALL of caribbean, and that particular pirate is going to pop a cap up yo ass, arrrrrr!"

...Once again this thing fucking doesn't work, so I'm just going to insert the dialogue here.

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{Panel 2}
Empussa "If this was Team Fortress 2 you'd be dead!"

Raphael "The hell?!"

{Panel 3/4}
Empussa "Mmm....it tastes just like raisins!"

{Panel 5}
Empussa "Really, you should try not to make friends with psychos.

{Panel 6}
Raphael "But you ambushed ME for that sandwich!"

{Panel 7}
Empussa "Oh yeah. Well then..."

{Panel 8}
Empussa "FORK IT OVER, BETCH!"

{Panel 9}
Raphael "lolwut?"

{Panel 10}
Yellow caption [1 sandwich later...]

Empussa "Thanks! 'bout damn time!"

{Panel 11}

Raphael "Oh come on! I'm a roadie, and you know that doesn't even pay that much!"

Random background guys "Oro?" "WTF??"

Empussa "Let me shake down this kid in peace!"

{Panel 12}

Empussa "But like I was saying, this is why you don't befriend a-holes."

{Panel 13}

Raphael "You do see the hypocrisy in that statement, right? You aren't the nicest person either...

{Panel 14}

Raphael "I know what you're gonna say. 'But...I got you laid! Remember at the nightclub run by that Duck guy? She was all over you!'"

{Panel 15}

Raphael "Yes, well...she kind of stole my wallet more than my virginity..."

{Panel 16}

Empussa "Oh stop it! You're being a little tosser! Your sex life won't go anywhere at this rate with that attitude!"

{Panel 17}

Raphael "Maybe some of us want a decent relationship. You know, with a girl that likes a midget like me?"

{Panel 18}

Off camera voice "DREAM ON, SHORTY!"

good god that was awesome Al, rotflolmmfao!

Oh lawdy, that made my night.