Insane RP Adventure!!

[Help?]

(Also, Scott Pilgrim VS. The World...? ಠ_ಠ)

[Ready? FIGHT!] sword out, fire on, yell really really loud for Duck King (you never know)

{For Beat}

Beat asks for help and suddenly is warped to a strange hallway. The hall has a bunch of people in costumes. Costume party? Its a grand hall with a chandelier and fancy tables and everything (Like the Chocoball but with less furries and less chocolate). Beat somehow blends in perfectly, but the anthropomorphic snake wearing the black bandanna and vest setting explosives on the support pillars sure doesn't.

[Talk to the snake]
[Attack the snaje]
[Blow up the bombs ahead of time]
[RUN AWAY!]
[Go on a ravenous demon killing spree]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch}

Atriarch shoots the big ass Werelupe with his rifle, to no avail. The thing picks up Atriarch and throws him into the side of the cave, causing him to crash through it and splash into a mud pit. Yikes, this is a really deep one!

[Struggle]
[Jump like crazy]
[Attempt to swim]
[Call for help]
[Remove your newly obtained hat and go down with the ship]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Altu}

Altu's flaming sword intimidates the snake bandits.

"Yikes! He's got a flaming sword!"
"That thing is fiery!"

...until one of them pulls out a revolver and starts shooting at Altu.

"WE HAVE GUNS, DAMMIT! SHOOT HIM!"

They all start unloading bullet after bullet at you. Fortunately they have the accuracy of every generic bit part thug with a gun.

[Attempt to swim]
-does the back stroke-

[actually fight] I'll start attacking the one in the middle.

[Talk to the snake]

Beat walks to behind the snake and points at the bombs with his right hands index finger.

Beat: Bitch, what're you doing?

{For Beat}

The snake takes no time to punch Beat in the face and immediately run off, the bombs beeping to signify they are armed. Oh RAPTURE...

[Try to defuse the bomb]
[Gather the bombs and run]
[Blow up the bombs]
[Run in circles in sheer panic]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch}

Atriarch tries to swim, but that gets his arms stuck. Wonderful.

[Do something]
[Do nothing]




{For Altu}

Altu hacks down the middle guy, the other two starting to look a little concerned.

"DRAGON! GET YER ASS OVER HERE!"
"You expect HIM to do anything?! He's probably ticklin' whores in the saloon! Ignore 'im!"

[do nothing]
"son of a-"

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch sinks to the bottom of the mud. Great, its really muddy down here.

{At Death's Door}

Death "Great going, Muddy Mud Skipper. You really sunk your chances of survival doing that."

Death sighs and throws Atriarch in front of the giant four-armed Werelupe.

[Fight]
[Run]
[Negotiate]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]

[Blow up the bombs]

[taunt]

"Yeah, you better back off, lizard bitch! I haven't seen anything nearly as nasty as you since goatse!"

[Fight]
-double Tanto stab!-

{For Beat}

Almost without thinking, Beat detonates the bombs before their designated destruction time of 2 hours. DERPADERP

{At Death's Door}

Death "Nice going. You were on fire over there."

Death sighs and throws Beat back in time 10 seconds before he killed everyone.

[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch}

Atriarch stabs the giant 4 armed Werelupe and...kills it instantly. Wow, I guess you CAN kill this thing with a wooden sword.

The cave starts crumbling and white rabbit like people start rapidly running through with a pale little boy wearing a red cap and black tanktop holding a broadsword.

[Talk]
[Attack]
[Follow them]
[Run away]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]


{For Altu}

Altu's insult gets to the snake bandits.

Fuuka "The enemy has become Distressed! Now's your chance!"

Suddenly, a random dark blue haired teenager wearing a Japanese high school suit uniform runs in and shoots himself in the head with a silver gun, causing a giant snake to blast the bandits with ice and knock them down.

Yukari "Here's our chance for an all out attack!"

[Attack]
[Relent]
[WTF?]

[Follow them]
"wait, wtf?"

[attack!] Since I've already met a fighting character who dances, nearly got raped by a box, rode a rhino through villagers, and now I'm fighting snake people, I'm way past WTF. I'll fight the snakes.

TL;DR: KILL THE LIZARDS!

[Do something: fart]

And as a side, completely off character note, did I just see you using a "tl;dr", dvdfaust? ...are you a redditor? ಠ_ಠ

{For Beat}

Beat stands around and does nothing. Looks like the ballroom floor is being cleared because several snake soldiers begin showing up.

"Alright, everyone get down on the ground!"
"And if you start dancing we shoot!"
"That was a stupid joke!"
"You're next!"

Oh boy, looks like a holdup or takeover or something.

[Attack]
[Talk]
[Surrender]
[Defuse the bombs and go down there]
[Shoot that highly flammable chandelier]
[Run away!]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch}

Atriarch runs after the group and perfectly symmetrical square blocks begin falling from the ceiling. Running around them and other hazards, Atriarch sees a helicopter in the distance.

Blue skirted bunny girl "Don't stop running or you'll get crushed!"

They all start running real fast, save the robot who for no reason runs into a small shelter up ahead. For some reason you're outside and the blocks are still falling from the sky.

[GET TO THE CHOPPA!]
[Go inside the bunker]
[Stay inside where its safe]
[Sing "Singing in the Rain"]
[Try to line up the blocks in a perfect row to obtain a Tetris and clear them]
[Do nothing]





{For Altu}

(Your confused? JOY! That's the whole point :D)

Altu, the blue haired kid, and a girl all run in and cartoon dustclouds begin flying everywhere.

Yukari "LEMME AT 'EM!"

WHAM THWAP WHAM POW WHAP CRASH

The snake bandits stand in the middle after the onslaught and disappear, the number 999 appearing over all 3 of their heads.

Fuuka "Good job! There are no shadows left!]

(Got 459 XP)
[Obtained: Jetpack]

{Altu felt a change inside...

Altu Leveled Up! Altu can now make Personas up to level 24!}

Well, it looks like the bandits are clear. However, up above it looks like a flying island is starting to come down right over the town! Its falling...really slowly, actually, but it sure is falling! Looks like that jetpack is juiced up and ready to go...

[Go inside the bunker]

[Shoot that highly flammable chandelier (with fire)]

[backstory/make friends maneuver]

As long as I don't get crushed, I'll talk with those other people.

{For Beat}

Beat shoots the chandelier with a blast of fire he gained from the explosion and a flaming mass of destruction consumes the ballroom floor. The snakes look at Beat.

"MOSI TATUPU! MOSI TATUPU!"

Quickly they run and secure the exits as they fire machine guns at Beat

[Fight]
[Surrender]
[Negotiate]
[Talk]
[Do nothing]




{For Atriarch}

Atriarch dives into the bunker and is able to make it inside just for the door to get barred off. In the middle of the bunker there is a broken bedframe and a large hole going down. Suddenly, a white rabbit with a pocketwatch jumps off of Atriarch's head and jumps down.

"I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for a very important date!"

[Give chase]
[Try to leave]
[Screw this, let's hit the sack]
[I plead the fifth (Get a new scenario)]
[Do nothing]



{For Altu}

Altu finds himself surrounded by new people, all of them wearing red armbands which read "SEES" on them. The candy store? One with red hair wearing a fancy French blouse approaches.

Mitsuru "You're probably confused, but we have to stop that island from hitting the ground! The problem is we can't reach it."

Looks like you're the only one with a good way to get up there. Care to try, or find some insane method of getting all you up there?

[Give chase]
"now how in the hell did I miss that thing?!?!"

[jetpack physics]

I put on the jet pack and throw down some ropes to raise people up with me.

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch runs after the rabbit and jumps down the hole. Down and down, Atriarch seems to fall for hours.

Aerosmith playing in an elevator "GOING DOOOOOOOOOOWN!"

Hey, I just noticed Atriarch and Aerosmith have the same beginning and ending lette-

POW!

Atriarch lands in a larger hole and the elevator Aerosmith was playing in crashes into the ground, just high enough for Atriarch to escape. On the surface above he hears a lot of marching and a few grunts of pain and annoyance.

[Get up there]
[Dig a hole]
[Run in circles]
[Call out for someone]
[Do something]



{For Altu}

Altu jettisons up and the others hold the ropes he hangs onto to bring them up. DAMN THEY'RE HEAVY. What are these high school kids even doing with broadswords and armor?! The jet pack slowly but surely brings them almost ground level with the island...

Near mute protagonist "Blimp."

The group is suddenly sidetracked and the jetpack's flames go out, causing them to land on the top of the blimp. The blimp heads onto the island, and when it lands men wearing dress suits and robot masks with light bulbs on top start storming the area with machine guns.

Mitsuru "Thanks for the help. I'm assigning you Captain since you probably have a better foundation of what to do.

{SUPER MINI GAME!}

The high schoolers need you to direct them in the right place at the right time to defeat the enemy! You need to tell which ones to go where accordingly!

Mute protagonist: Any station

Mitsuru: Offense or Assist

Yukari: Assist

Junpei: Offense

Akihiko: Offense

...Or you can all just run in and kill everyone, your pick.


The guard on the right looks like he's busy reading porno!

[Send someone over]
[Go there yourself]
[KILL 'EM ALL!]
[Surrender]
[Jump off the island]
[Do nothing]

[Get up there]