Insane RP Adventure!!

Beat noms a random sandwich thrown to him on a plate that begins spinning in place. A RED Heavy smiles to him.

"Good times!"

Villain quickly stabs the Heavy in the back with a butterfly knife before shooting Beat free and shooting alien form Zoda. It looks like Zoda's ready to charge up again!

Atriarch's double assault blinds Zoda as he begins to thrash violently, but now he won't stop turning his head! Where will the death beam fire to?!

Atriarch lays flat on the ground to avoid the death ray

The ray fires, barely missing everyone. Don't you love being a main character? Quickly Zoda rears back after firing and shakes his head violently while bleeding. Meril smiles and pulls out dual MP5Ks and fires rapidly to riddle him with bullets.

Zoda begins to shake and quiver violently.

Shao Khan "FINISH HIM!"

Xafiel picks up a Play Station controller and presses Forward, Forward, Back, Forward, Up, Up, Down, Up, and Triangle.

Beat suddenly chooses to imitate a Space Marine on a rampage, having suddenly acguired a bolter gun out of nowhere. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vF_VLZotWc)

Xovos' input command causes a riot cop in a white and blue shirt wearing a cap to blow his whistle and pull out a stop sign, causing a large cast of colorful warriors to run by.

"Stryker Wins. Friendship. FRIENDSHIP?!"

Meanwhile, Beat's violent assault begins to tear Zoda to shreds, the gunfire dealing so much punishment it rips Zoda apart like a saw.

VICTORY!

http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/9/93/Your_team_won.wav

{Epilogue}

The absolute incarnation of evil Adolf Hitler Zoda lies at your feet in a heap of his own flesh and blood. You kick his deformed alien demon skull and stand triumphantly in the presence of his corpse.

"When you get to hell, tell the devil I'm coming for him next."

Meril jumps gleefully and Villain pulls out a pair of very thin glasses that seem like they hardly assist his vision with their size and walks over to a bakery that's sitting in the corner. The baker smiles and gives him a loaf of bread which he quickly snatches and walks away with.

Meril smiles as she gets her own loaf and skips away cheerfully, blowing a kiss to Beat that flies over to him like in the cartoons before skipping away.

{You've got the bread...now how do you use it? Claim your bread and go about your business. This is your story, after all...}

Xafiel took the bread in hand and bid farewell to his temporary allies and set of on a new journey. The journey to create the perfect Sammich.


As he moved into the distance, the sun dipped into the horizon to make his exit a bit more dramatic.

*http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/2845/23615/1258753312684.jpg*

Beat: Form the Pirates of the Bread, I shall.

Atriarch gets up and gos to the baker. and receives his bread.

"This isn't Cinnamon!"
Atriarch then proceeds to smash the baguette into the baker's head, there by breaking bread with him, jumps the counter, steals a fresh batch of Cinnamon rolls, and makes his escape.

As Atriarch attemps to escape, he suddenly finds himself blocked by Beat's FIST IN HIS PHUCKING FACE!!

Beat: HAH! The cinnamon rolls are mine!

Beat takes the cinnamon rolls and RRRUNS!!

as Beat runs he is shot in the leg with the Winchester rifle, the pain brings Beat to the ground. Atriarch runs and grabs the cinnamon rolls, eats one. and has a look of "Oh Yeah" on his face..... then realized, he shot beat... he then grabs his gun and makes a run for the setting sun. dropping one in his haste.

Beat is instantly enraged, seeing his other leg bleed -- and of course, his hair spontaneously combusts in flames!

Beat: YYYOOOOOUUUU PPPPHUCKINGGG--!!

Despite of major leg injury, he runs after you, simultaneously throwing major fireballs at your buttocks!

I'll take the female door kthnx.