Insane RP Adventure!!

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".

-Rod Sterling, "The Twilight Zone" intro.

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[TL;DR? Simply put, enter how your character arrives in this medieval tavern. Remember: Nonsense is appreciated]

Narration "Grand, California. A strange place indeed. From the looks of the citizens and a quick glance at the streets, this seems to be a city like any other. But what's inside this place, is a destiny that awaits everyone. No one knows how or why they end up in Grand, but "The City" has given them something worth living in their lives for, whether it be work, travel, or even the most cherished of all: Adventure...

...Too bad this story doesn't seem to take place there. We find a castle on the hillsides of a Medieval Kingdom that goes under the name "Relmiled" (Rell-mill-ed. Why am I even sounding it out, I'm talking narration here!). The village outside of the castle is bustling with peasants, noblemen, knights, mimes, clowns, hoverbot death troopers, and some...girls who are drawn anime style in bunny girl outfits. Wait a minute, am I reading this right? All of this nonsense is somehow in a medieval kingdom?"

Generic Knight "Oh you'd be surprised. There's all sorts of things that end up in Medieval Kingdoms in this realm. Hell, we even sell Space Shuttles and Hover Cars at the Blacksmith!"

Narration "I'm just going to pretend I didn't list those last ones Anyways, the tavern was bustling with locals, and it seems that new patrons were finding their way there...

[Insert how your character arrives in the village and them entering the tavern here]

"I'm sorry, Mom, I was the one who stole Friday's dinner, not the dog!"
Xafiel was hurriedly apologizing for all the wrongs he has done in recent recent years as his craft hurtled towards the surface below. "And Redrie wasn't the one who--!" His speaking was quickly cut short as his shuttle burrowed into the ground, launching him through the now destroyed windshield and flailing across the street.

After rolling a good distance ahead of himself at 30 mph, he successfully manages to try an get his feet onto the ground, albeit running inhumanly fast, he tries to force himself to a stop only to trip over a rock half way across the road and send causing himself to begin flailing into the tavern ahead.

Crashing through a table, and a couple of drunken patrons, his momentum is stopped as he smashes into the counter.

Working his way to his feet, he collapses onto the counter. "I thi-... I think I'll take todays special...."

{For Xafiel}

As Xafiel crashes into the tavern, he flies into the counter. Unlike what the place seemed on the outside, the inside is a cyber cafe run by cosplaying maids and filled with people who are also cosplayers. Ragna, Jin, Noel, Hazama, a...male Chun Li? What is it with people and cross dressing as her?

Maid "With pleasure!<3"

With that, A large oil drum appeared on the counter and the maiden did an impressive spin kick that smashed the drum, causing it to mysteriously vanish and leave a turkey dinner in it's place.

Maid "DAMN that was satisfying! This one's on the house."

{Alright, do what you want. Hop on a computer, eat, grope the maids, insert your command}

"Y-you're the best..." He struggled to speak properly as he attempted to reach for the meal. 'Twas no easy task, having rocketed into a cyber cafe from a pod that crash landed from several hundred miles in the sky. The surroundings reminded him of the cafe back at his home. Except for that one Chun-Li cross dresser. There were usually two of them playing Magic: The Gathering in the corner of the room while blasting the Pokemon season 1 theme song.

He began to lose consciousness moments after taking his first bite out of the meal, then collapsed into the floor, snoring.

IMPORTANT! If you catch a pop culture reference and say what series it's from or what it is, you get additional stats/money/karma

{For Xafiel}

As Xafiel sleeps, he sees a tiger mauling a zebra in his sleep. Past the tiger, there seems to be a large amount of small brown seeds gathered around the floor

Goral: "wasn't I just in a pyramid fighting a Villain look-alike just seconds away from getting skewered by ninja claws?... never-mind if it is good don't question it."

{If you want to enter, go ahead and make a character in the RP Chat section. Sorry that one was abandoned. Lack of interest for me}

{I think it would actually be an interesting aspect to the story if the Goral from the past games (the new games, this being a rerun) was to join this, as in, he magically, by accident, went back in time for no reason. Anyhow, DUDE, this is awesome. The phrase "Wow, this is epic, I love this!" doesn't even begin to describe how I feel of this.}

Beat, dressed in a skeleton hoodie, dark-ish blue jeans and red fingerless gloves with black metal rings and plates with brown/black sandals on his feet was just walking into the square. Around his waist was a rather poison green scarf, and tucked in that (and propably the belt of his jeans under it) was his Katana, Rhyme. As he was walking, one could, if he looked very closely, see that he also had shin quards matching to his gloves: Red, with black metal plates. He also had a similar piece on his neck.

Walking around, banging his head to the music coming trough his red, classy headphones, wich actually also quite matched his gloves and whatnot, althought not at all precisely, and singing along ("I aam blooody Ironmaaaaannn~~"). He was carrying, in his backbag, his very own "Pokémon Rescue Team Starter Kit" wich had just arrived in mail, along with two cans of Bonk! energy drink (Whoa) and some clothes. He also had 2 oranges and a chocolate bar with him.

As he walks around, he suddenly sees a medieval tavern.

Beat: Man, I wish I had a hat. Like some cool fedora or something. Whoa, a tavern. I suppose I'll go there, in the hope for missions for my new Pokémon Rescue Team. Not that Pokémon'd really exist, though. I aaaam bloody Ironmaaaaaannn~~

{For Beat}

Inside the tavern, Beat is rather surprised to see that the inside looks nothing like the medieval exterior. Inside it's full of cosplay maidens and cosplaying folks playing card games, videogames, or typing on computers. Across the room, Beat sees a fallen man at the counter.

[Talk]
[Order something to eat/drink]
["You call this a tavern?!" (start a bar fight)]
[Grope a random hot service girl]
[Stand there dancing/rocking out to your music]
[Get on a computer]
[Screw this! Leave this phail place]
[Do nothing]

["You call this a tavern?!" (start a bar fight)]

Beat: Whoa.

Beat walks to the counter, and leans his back to it. He looks around for a while, and then, out of the blue, shouts

Beat: YOU CALL THIS A TAVERN? THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST TAVERN I HAVE EVER SEEN!

{ Player SCK[NU] caught a pop culture reference! ROMANTICALLY APOCALYPTIC! }

{For Beat}

(Sorry, that was just a generic "You call this?!" thingy. No penalty, though)

The maids stand up and line up in a...line...in front of Beat and strike poses.

"We shall have to fight you then! Prepare to face the league of the 7 Evil Ex Girlfriends!"


{BATTLE!}

Beat {please keep track of your stats through the fight]
HP: 45/45
Strength: 50
PEP: 55

The girls all strike at once, dealing 4 Damamage to Beat. WEAK!

[Attack]
[Special Move {5 PEP for strong and 10 for Super}]
[Defend]
[Call for help]
[Item]
[Negotiate]
[Talk/taunt]
[Run away]
[Do nothing]

(Bawwhhh. Ehh, the comic's still epic no matter what. And so is this RP! This time though, Scott Pilgrim VS. The worlld!)

Beat: Whoa.

Beat
HP: 41/45
Strength: 50
PEP: 55

Beat ducks to do a spinning kick directed to his the feet of all the maids, also one by one making them fall. He then, instead of stopping there, in the same, smooth motion kept spinning and got up as he did, also getting Rhyme out of it's sheath at the same time to slash the Maid's, doing what is basically a 2x7 combo.

Beat: I AM IRONMAN.

{For Beat}

{Correct! Put 5 points to any stat}

Beat beats the maid and one of them flies into the others, making a bowling pin sound as they get bowled over. Soon the Jin Kisaragi cosplayer gets restless and stands up.

Jin Cosplayer "You want to annoy me and get inbetween me and a melon soda tea?! Time to die!"

The cosplayer swings his sword and a white angel wing forms behind his right side. It sweeps across the room and freezes everything but the passed out bar patron.

[Do something]
[Crack ice puns]
[Do nothing]

(Sweet! Sticking them to HP.)

Beat
HP: 41/50
Strength: 50
PEP: 55

[Do something]

Beat leans into a silly, unnatural pose, standing on his heels, and points a finger at the fine cosplaying fellow with magical sword skills.

Beat: Dude, you should just stick to your silly little universe of Blazblue. You don't want to do this, I know math fu.

Rushed awake by the sudden chill that filled the building, Xafiel pulled himself to his feet, quickly slipping back over as the counter he was using to get himself up was covered in ice.

Groaning, he pulled himself up onto a stool and looked upon the scene. The Jin cosplayer seemed to have been thrown into a rage and caused the entire room to freeze over. A very confident appearing, yet oddly posed swordsman stood pointing at him, provoking the man.

He readied his hands onto his two handguns in the case that things began to get out of hand. "Can't I just have a small nap without ending up in a possibly fatal situation? I just fell several miles out of the sky..."

in his Life Atriarch had accomplished a lot. he saved the goddess, became a knight of light. saved Erinn from the demon Claimh Solas. and became filthy rich thru some good investments. well one day he was travailing via Wings of a goddess. and item that can transport you to a select location. but this did not take him to the place it was supposed to. instead it took him to a town he had never been to before. he looked around. saw no familiar faces. he then tried to summon his pets. but they did not show. he then tried to charge an Ice bolt.... nothing. the mana in this land was not as pure as he is used to. he looked to the sky and to his horror. saw only one moon. it was white. no Eweca anywhere. "where am I?" he asked himself. he then set off to find some one who looks like they may know what happened.

{For Beat and Xafiel}

Jin Cosplayer Extrodinaire attacks Beat by riding a piece of ice that flies. How that works, don't ask, but it does 10 damage. DAYUMN

Jin Cosplayer "You, awake guy holding the pistols. You trying to start a fight?"

{For Beat}

[Same actions as last time]

"Huh? Starting a fight? Me? Naaaww. This fight here's already been started. Joining one however, although against my better judgment after passing out a moment or so ago, would be fun." Xafiel replied as he pulled his pistols from his belt, pointing them towards the cosplayer. "Well, the sooner this all settles down, the sooner I can get back to my nap."

Beat
HP: 31/50
Strength: 50
PEP: 55

[Do something]

Beat opens his palm at Xafiel to make a handsign meaning "stop".

Beat: Chill. I've got some slidin' to do.

Beat took a strong step forwards and pulled himself into movement, sliding on the ice at the cosplayer, with Rhyme in his hand.

Beat: HOW ABOUT I DEELELEE WHOOP YOUR SH**?!

Then sliding by his side, slashing him.

Just then. the center of the floor explodes sending the planks flying everywhere.
Atriarch: "that's better, some light."
the floor had a hole into the cellar. in the Cellar there was a hole going into the ground. it appears Atriarch had dug his way in.
Atriarch: " now do any of you know where I am?"
he fore some reason had a rose in his mouth.

{For Beat, Xafiel, and Atriarch}

Jin Cosplayer "Hmph. It takes more than one person to kill me. What a pathetic..."

Just before he could stop making his asshole speech, suddenly the room fills with gunfire and Jin falls to the ground dead. At the door, there is a 19 year old girl with long black hair and a cute face wearing a purple scarf, bloody white T shirt tucked into black pants, and wooden sandals with pads for the feet on.

Girl "That bastard destroyed this place!"

The girl pulls out a cell phone.

Girl "Hey Villain? Some asshole destroyed the cafe. Return to the fortress? Alright."

The girl turns around and starts to leave

{Beat gained 15 XP. Level up! Put 10 points to any stat of your choice)

{For Everyone}

[Leave]
[Talk to one another]
[Hope on the one computer that isn't destroyed]
[Loot stuff]
[Start a snowball fight]
[Attack each other]
[Fall asleep]
[Do nothing]

[Hope on the one computer that isn't destroyed]
Atriarch: I remember these..... from my life before Erinn.
Atriarch types "what world am I in?" into Google.

{For Atriarch}

The computer stutters for a moment. After the page loads, a message shows up.

"I am Error."

[Try again]
[Search something else]
[Smash the computer]
[Talk]
[Break the 4th wall]
[Leave]
[Do nothing]

[Break the 4th wall]
Atriarch looks directly at you and says:"Ah, We are in Hyrule."

(Level up! 10 points to MaxHP)

Beat
HP: 31/60
Strength: 50
PEP: 55

Beat, ignoring everything else and everything odd that just happaned, looked at where the girl had just walked her way out.

Beat: Wh-... whoa! She, sh-, tha-, THAT WOMAN WAS CUTE!! Dahyumn! I wonder if I will ever meet her again...

[Loot stuff]

Beat: Anyhow, I wonder what all is up for grabs. Time for a look around I suppose.