Insane RP Adventure!!

[Do something]
[Go to the sign]

Xafiel watched in astonishment as the coin exploded. Without pondering it for too long, he moved on towards the center door and opened it.

{For Beat}

Beat goes to the sign that reads "Mass Destruction"...

Inner voice "THOUGH ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOU HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!"

With that, a large TV screen appears in front of Beat.

[Touch it]
[Attack it]
[Jump into it]
[Run away]
[Take one of the doors]
[Press the button]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]





{For Atriarch}

Atriarch opens the chest and is immediately glomped to the floor. A very cute girl (she looks 17 or so) covered in beautiful jewels and gold pieces smiles and then immediately frowns in disappointment as she gets off him.

"Phooey. You're not Altu..."

She goes back into a squatting position which makes her treasure chest disguise look like before.

"If you see him, tell him to take the door on the right. I wanna see him one last time!"

The Mimic tosses out a sword that looks like Siegfried's from Soul Calibur. Wow, playing love doctor does have it's benefits, huh?

{Weapon: King's Great Blade

A large blade once wielded by a traveling conman Bard who became a king}

[Do something]
[Do nothing]





{For Xafiel}

Xafiel opens the center door and is surrounded by darkness. In the creeping shadows he hears horrified voices and very disturbing gory sounds...and a few laughs. Huh, must be break time for evil. It's too dark to see, though, so how will this work?

Xafiel, disturbed by the ambience of the area, crept back to the door and pulled a flare from his jacket. He pulls a flare from his jacket and ignited it. Preparing his mind for whatever random horror/unexpected event is about to be thrown at him, he tossed the flare into the darkness.

"hope there is a trap door"
-go back to lobby to search around.

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch sees that someone has stepped into the middle door as it is now wide open. There is nothing but pure darkness and satanic sounds, as well as horrified screams and...a few comical laughs? Talk about killing the mood.

That button is still taunting you...

[Push the button]
[Push the button]
[Do something]
[Do nothing (When you could just push the button)]




{For Xafiel}

The flare only disappears into the darkness, the light between him and the flare vanishing. Damn, that's really dark.

[Push the button]

Xafiel steps out of the room and- "Oh, a button."
Heads over towards the button and watches as it is pressed by one of the other people who just so happen to be in the room.

DESTRUCTION BUTTON! It'll either kill everyone or or stop the island by blowing it up - let's find out!

[Attack it WITH A SPIN-KICK!!!]

{For Beat}

Beat's ginormous spin kick misses the TV and hits the other 3 people standing around him, just barely stopping two of them from pushing the button that reads "Mass Destruction." They fall to the ground painfully and...you realize there was no TV.

In the door to the left, Beat hears girls giggling very cutely.

[Go to one of the doors]
[Push the button]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]







{For Atriarch}

Just before Atriarch's hand pushes the button, he is slammed to the ground by a powerful spin kick by Beat. Was it on purpose, or a mistake?

[Talk to Beat]
[Attack]
[Chuck Beat into the left door in rage]
[And while you're at it, chuck Altu in the right door as compensation]
[Try to press the button again]
[Go to the middle door]
[Do something]]
[Do nothing]




{For Xafiel}

Xafiel stands back, just barely missing getting kicked by Beat as he throws a large spin kick that nails the others down. Was it on purpose or a mistake?



{For Altu}

Altu and Duck King are knocked back as Beat throws a large spin kick that nails them and someone else, sending them flying back. Looks like that Atriarch guy was trying to push the button before you, but did Beat kick you on purpose, or was it some weird accident? You hear giggling from the door on the right.

[Chuck Beat into the left door in rage]

{For Beat}

One of the guys you kicked Atriarch grabs you from behind and chucks you through the door on the left, sending you smashing through it as it quickly slams shut behind you. Soon you look up and the room is covered in red velvet with several beautiful and scantily clad snake girls looking at you flirtatiously.

"Oh my! He brought Beat after all! What a nice fellow!"

They all giggle as they eye you. Oh god, are these the ones from last time?!

[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch}

You chuck Beat through the door and he slams through it just before it slams shut behind him with him inside. After that, you hear all the snake girls giggling as the bastard sword they gave you begins to emit a 5 color glow. Looks like you just triggered it's powers by helping them, good job!

[Do something]
[Do nothing]

"what? You all saw that, he tripped...."

"... Yea, looked like he tripped to me." Xafiel said aloud as he leaned backwards to the wall, about to press into the button.

[Do something (like breaking the fourth wall, for instance)]

Beat: Good lord, this has got to be the best day ever! First, I manage to pull a move affecting the whole lot of RPers in all of this. And then, I end up in a room full of anthromorphic snake-women!

{For Beat}

Beat's breaking the fourth wall makes the snake girls giggle as one of them takes his hand.

"Heya cutie! We missed you <3"

The snake girl begins softly tugging on him to try and bring him to the large bed the others are sitting on looking at him affectionately and winking at him.

[Go with her]
[Jump on the bed yourself]
[Plead insanity and begin to panic from last time]
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_1TNrJNDcw&feature=fvst ]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch and Xovos}

After Beat is sent through the door, you both hear excited talking that breaks the fourth wall. Nice going, Atriarch, hope he leaves that room with same-species virginity in tact.

And Xafiel, you notice that his strange swords are shining a light that is illuminating the dark middle room that didn't close...

-picks up tooth-
"oh who cares about him?"

While a part of me wants to jizz in my pants...

[Go with her]

As Xafiel saw the swords causing the darkness in the room of despairing evil and comedy to somewhat dissipate, he pulled himself forward just moments before pushing down on the Button o' Mass Destruction and started towards their wielder.
"Hello, My name is Xafiel. We're going on an adventure." As he said that, he placed a kick aimed at the upper back of his newfound partner aiming to knock him into the room of darkness.

"oh no I tripped!
or at least I must have because now I am falling! Ith is the only logical explanation!... if only i could catch my self!
Curses to this inability to move as fast as I can talk!"

{For Beat}

Beat is gently pulled to the bed and soon is blade in the middle of the large way-past King sized bed. The beautiful and sexy snake girls around him all eye him affectionately and one removes his shoes and starts lotioning his feet. Man, there's so...many...of them...

?! Beat feels a ticklish prod on his sides as one of the snake girls pokes him, hoping to get a reaction out of Beat.

[Do something]
[Do nothing]





{For Atriarch}

Atriarch stumbles into the room and falls on his face. The swords emit strange light that wards off the fog-like darkness. Soon the room is mostly visible, but he can't help but feel there are dozens...no...HUNDREDS of pairs of eyes watching him in the darkness. If only it was like the cartoons where their beady red eyes are shiny in the dark...

[Go forward]
[Go left]
[Go right]
[Throw a Kunai and pull a Scorpion to get the door to threw you in here inside as well]
[Run back to the open door]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]





{For Xafiel}

Success! You kick the stranger into the dark abyss. It looks like a wide area is visible, and there's no more evil voices or laughter...shall ye enter?

[Go forward]

"Better than expected." Xafiel strides into the room whistling in the same path as the stranger who's name he has yet to learn.

{For Atriarch and Xafiel}

As the two proceed deeper into the infernal darkness, the doorway they came in from disappears from sight in the fog-like evil around them. Soon they reach a large mirror frame which, instead of showing their reflection, has a red and black vortex inside. Looks like you can walk in...Shall ye enter?