Insane RP Adventure!!

"trips" again.

"oh curses not again!"

Xafiel pulled his foot back after another successful kick to his new, yet to be named, companion and watched to see if the vortex was safe for passage. Moments later he realized that he just set himself up to be alone in the evil filled darkness and followed quickly after.

[Do something: die of bloodloss caused by an anime-like nosebleed]

{For Beat}

Beat's bloody nose immediately causes him to go below the safe internal blood levels and he collapses on the spot. Moments later, he is revived as one of the snake girls is kissing him on the lips.

Death "Someone who knows the Kiss of Life...heh, that's a rare one."

Her huge smack on the lips finally broke away and they smiled and simultaneously group hugged Beat.

"Now I know you're such a cutie and a sweet little guy, but we have to let you go. There's a fight that determines the world, so don't let us down, 'kay?"

The snake girl that hugged Beat winked and a doorway in front of him opened up.

[Go through]
[*You can't stay, they'll toss you out if you try >.> Still, save them!]
[Curse at Alucard009 for the boner-kill moment]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]


{For Atriarch and Xafiel}

Both of you jump into the red vortex and soon find yourselves standing in the throne room of what can only be described as Zoda from StarTropics.

http://startropicshq.com/media/fanart/blackandwhite/thumbs/zoda_z_thumb.png

Zoda "So you've made it THIS far. I admit, I never expected you to get even a fraction of the distance in this quest."

Dude, EVERYONE says that, and you pretty much should have expected it since they get respawned like crazy. Ask Beat and Atriarch!

Zoda "SILENCE! Now you shall feel my wrath!"

Zoda throws a wine glass from his throne and stands up, teleporting in a blast of fire in front of Atriarch and Xafiel ready to attack

"aagh!"
-shank-

Not that I, SCK, mind but...

[Curse at Alucard009 for the boner-kill moment]

Beat: You gorram sonnova--!!

Xafiel leaped back in a brief moment of panic and drew his guns as flames burst in front of the two. Figuring that this new imposing figure in front of him was no friend, he began to open fire.

{For Beat}

Beat is carried to the door and is soon falling in the middle of a large throne room. Once he hits the ground, he sees two knight-like doods fighting a large alien warrior thingy...check the link >.>

[Fight Zoda]
[Fight the good guys]
[Fight them all]
[Run away!]
[Negotiate]
[Dance!]
[Do something]
[Do nothing]



{For Atriarch and Xafiel}

As Atriarch stabs Zoda, Xafiel shoots him off of the blade and Zoda is sent flying back in a fiery mess.

Zoda "Hah, trivial attacks mean nothing."

He points his two index fingers in the air and pillars of fire emit from the ground

[Do something: magically pull 2 segways out of nowhere and challenge Zoda to a race]

{For the whole group}

Beat pulls out two segways. Zoda does not care for his trivial form of transportation and smacks Beat with one of them

-roll on the floor laughing-

Atriarch's getting caught up in laughing gets Zoda's attention.

"You dare?!"

He then takes the other Segway and smacks Atriarch with it, causing a small explosion. Wait, dare what exactly?

Xafiel used the explosion caused by the collision of a Segway to his unfortunate partner's face as a distraction and "borrowed" one of his partner's swords and offered it to a family of little people in the corner of the room in exchange for a powerful gun.

"So here's a nice, sharp n' shiny sword. What do ya' say to trading it for that nice n' shiny gun over there?"

-continue laughing while flying through the air, writing what is happening down to sell to '20th Century Fox'-

Atriarch slams into the ground painfully, most likely still laughing. Zoda zooms towards him like Neo from the Matrix

Xafiel manages to get a trade for the gun.

Heavenly Phoenix
Atk: 300 Hit: 50

Oh great, it has a 50/50 chance of hitting.

[Throw the other one at Zoda's face]

Beat rages and throws the other segway at Zoda, nailing him in the face and causing him to fall back.

"You shall pay for your insolence!"

Zoda raises his hands and purple flames hotter than anything Beat's ever felt start forming around him in pillars. ACK! BURNIES!

Atriarch Winchesters Zoda right in the face.

As the fight commences somewhat, suddenly a large fighter jet crashes through the ceiling, covering the ground with debris that once covered them. Villain and MM jump out of the cockpit and look ready to fight. Meril stretches a bit as Villain puts away a pair of very thin glasses.

MM "Hey Beat! You came all the way here too? Sugoi!"

MM jumps Beat and begins tickling his sides before she is quickly pulled off by one of the chains on Villain's coat sleeve.

Villain "This isn't the time for foolishness. ATTACK!"

Villain pulls out two Colt Python revolvers with large chef knife-like blades below then and hooks the chains from his sleeves onto small rings under the revolvers. He then magically extends the lengths of the chains and begins spinning the revolvers like bolas.

Zoda notices them all and begins firing purple skulls in all directions. How do they glow like that?

...and no one ate dinner that night...

(oh would you look at that.....)
Atriarch shoots a skull to see what happens.

Atriarch shoots one of the purple skulls and the bullet that it touched is turned into a warthog that runs aimlessly in circles until turning back into a bullet that falls onto the ground.

"what the-"
he throws that magically returning boomerang dagger at the skull.

[Attack: throw oreos at Zoda]

{For Beat}

Beat throws an onslaught of Oreo cookies at the alien mastermind. Meril immediately averts her attention and takes the cookies for herself.

Meril "Don't you DARE throw perfectly good cookies at this douchebag!"

Quickly she pulls out dual MP5k submachine guns and...starts firing at Beat? SCHIESSE!"

[Run away]
[Negotiate]
[Jump her]
[Run behind Zoda! He'll give you protection!]
[Challenge her to a duel]
[Did I say Run Away already? Because you're really screwed]
[Do nothing]


{For Atriarch}

Atriarch throws the returning dagger at the purple skull...and a warthog appears in its place. Damn, those physics sure do work, huh? Fortunately moments later the dagger returns to itself...but why does it smell like mustard?

[Do something]
[Do nothing]