Insane RP Adventure!!

[Negotiate/talk]
"if you eat me, so help me god, I'll give you the most deadly case of food poisoning you have ever seen!"
Atriarch begins to wonder if his magic will work in Neopi- what ever.

{For Atriarch}

Werelupe King "Heh heh heh, you can't make excuses to try and weasel your way out of this one because you're not the first. Trust us, we've heard that claim a lot, and it was always a lie...we found out ourselves!"

The Werelupes laugh. Doesn't sound like they care and start a large fire in the center of the room with a bunch of fire wood

[Negotiate/talk]
[Break free]
[Curse loudly]
[Try to call for help]
[Pass out]
[Do nothing]

[grab drill] I'll grab the drill hand and try to rip it off like a turret in Halo. If that doesn't work, I'll try to just make him punch himself in one of his ten eyes.

As for the Big Trannie, that would be the scariest thing to ever walk the streets of Columbia.

(Beat: *a list of options going through his mind* Santa... Christ? I'm OK with this...!)

[SAVE ME, SANTA CHRIST!]

{For Beat}

Beat calls up the phone and WHOA...

A rush of wind flies by and Santa Christ walks into the room. The Cheat Monster, suddenly sensing a random presence, strikes...HE STRIKES SANTA CLAUS DOWN?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

RANDOM RECREATION WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE SOURCE MATERIAL


Wait a minute...Isn't Santa Christ made out of the hopes of dreams of everyone everywhere? Maybe...just maybe...if we wish hard enough. We can bring him back enough. Come on people...let's show what it truly means...to believe.

We believe in Santa Christ! We believe in Santa Christ! WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST! WE BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!

[About 2 minutes later]

Santa Christ remains dead on the floor.

...Nope, it didn't work. Dump him.

The Cheat Monster stands there staring blankly into space from the confusion.

[DO SOMETHING]
[Do nothing]




{For Altu}

Altu manages to rip the drill hand of the Big Daddy off and wields it. The drill re...wait, its not revving up! Damn, ripping it from the energy source material makes it stop working?! What a world! I mean, its bad enough you can rip the damn thing off while its frozen but not damage it with punches, but COME ON!

The Big Daddy unfreezes and looks at its missing hand. The eyes turn crimson red and it grabs a twelve gauge shotgun from off its back and puts a chainsaw on his right arm stump. Uh oh...

[DO SOMETHING: Unavoidably kill the Cheat Monster]

Beat:

{For Beat}

While Beat is looking at the unaware Cheat Beast, he kicks it in the shin and it explodes into several pieces, coins dropping its place.

Suddenly, the world falls to pieces and Beat falls with it, landing in the middle of a large fire built up in a cave. OUCHIES!

[Jump out of the fire]
[Stand there and slowly realize you're burning]
[Instantly turn black and stand there blinking like in the cartoons]
[Power up with the fire]
[Take a better look around and realize you're surrounded by werewol- "WERELUPES, MORTAL!' WereLUPES with Atriarch tied to a log in front of you]
[Do nothing]

{For Atriarch}

Suddenly, a strange teenage guy falls into the fire in the middle of the cave

[Do stuff]
[Do nothing]

".... ouch"
[break free]

{For Atriarch}

Okay...nice and quiet. They don't see you, so maybe you can break free without being heard or noticed...

SNAP CRASH CRUNCH KRACK BOOM!

After a very noisy escape, Atriarch is free! They still don't seem to notice you, they're too busy laughing at the sap that landed in the fire

[Attack]
[Run]
[Put out the fire]
[Grab the guy and run]
[Announce your escape but don't leave]
[Charge at the Werelupe King]
[Do nothing]

[Charge at the Werelupe King]
"time for a bbq!"
-smash-

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch dashes at the Werelupe King, who just barely notices him and reaches behind his bone throne (hey, that rhymes!) and pulls out a large wooden boomerang with blades on the ends, blocking him.

Werelupe King "You made a huge mistake. LISTEN UP! Its time to tenderize the meat!"

[Fight]
[Tenderize? Did you really just say that? Wow...(Becomes an insult battle)]
[Grab the boomerang and try to snatch it from him]
["Hey fire guy, can you help me out here?"]
[I take it back! I'm sorry!]
[Run away]
[Do nothing]

[Tenderize? Did you really just say that? Wow...(Becomes an insult battle)]

{For Atriarch}

Werelupe King "Oh, you think you're funny, eh? Well then, prepare to die!

Throughout the woods my deeds are celebrated!"

[How appropriate; you fight like a cow]
[Why? Did you want to borrow one]
[I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion]
[There are. You just never learned them]
[Oh yeah?]
[I am rubber, you are glue!]
[I'm shaking, I'm shaking]
[I give up! You win!]

[KILL IT WITH FIRE!]

I thought I could at least hit him with the thing... Oh well, moar fire while running like hell.

{For Altu}

Altu sets the Big Daddy ablaze and a large fuse begins fizzling. UH OH.

Altu runs away and turns around just in time to see the Big Daddy explode into a ton of confetti with children screaming "YAY!". Huh, Big Daddy Party skull is on?

Enough about that, more importantly the blast managed to submerge half the room in water because it destroyed the walls entirely. Hot DAMN that was one helluva dangerous explosion (and pretty). How is it you aren't deaf from being so close to it indoors? Whatever, looks like its flooding fast. An elevator which reads "To the Surface!" is in place of the usual Vita-Chamber

[I'm shaking, I'm shaking]

{For Atriarch}

Werelupe King "Ahahahaha! Not much of a fighter are you?"

The Werelupe King slashes Atriarch with his bladed boomerang.

Advantage: Werelupe King

"Every foe I've met I've annihilated!"

[How appropriate; you fight like a cow]
[Why? Did you want to borrow one]
[I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion]
[There are. You just never learned them]
[Oh yeah?]
[I am rubber, you are glue!]
[I'm shaking, I'm shaking]
[I give up! You win!]

[I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion]

{For Atriarch}

The Werelupe King sighs and facepalms very hard.

Werelupe King "No, no, no, you're doing it all wrong! When you're out at sea or in the woods, your insults have to RHYME! For example, when I said 'Throughout these woods my deeds are celebrated!', a good response would've been something like 'It's too bad they're all fabricated!'"

The Werelupe King readies his boomerang.

"*sigh* You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!"

[With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated]
[Then I guess killing you will be justifiable fungicide]
[You would have, but you were always running away]
[It's too bad they're all fabricated]
[I look that much like your fiancee?]
[Like your words have any say]
[I set my blender to 'frappe!']
[Oh yeah?]
[I am rubber, you are glue!]
[I'm shaking, I'm shaking!]
[Wait, could you repeat that?]
[I give up! You win!]

[Wait, could you repeat that?]

[Run Like Hell]

I'll put my iPod on and listen to the Pink Floyd song as I stand right at the elevator but not in it hoping that something useful, from the room and it's Bioshock-type inhabitants float to me. I hope Duck King is alright...

{For Atriarch}

Werelupe King "I SAID: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!"

[With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated]
[Then I guess killing you will be justifiable fungicide]
[You would have, but you were always running away]
[It's too bad they're all fabricated]
[I look that much like your fiancee?]
[Like your words have any say]
[I set my blender to 'frappe!']
[Oh yeah?]
[I am rubber, you are glue!]
[I'm shaking, I'm shaking!]
[Wait, could you repeat that?]
[I give up! You win!]





{For Altu}

Altu enters the elevator and it rockets upward at a rapid pace. Soon it comes to a rather calm halt at the top. The door opens and Altu sees there is a large, demonic, potentially life-threatening fiery tower in the distance. There's also so treasure chests around him, but why does this place look like the old west?

>Places to go: Bank, Sheriff's Office, The Saloon, The path to the Tower.

[Stand there and slowly realize you're burning]
[Power up with the fire]

A.K.A. be accidentally unharmed by the flames as you magically absorb them, only after a while suddenly realising you are, infact, on flames.

[I look that much like your fiancee?]

[acquire information from the sheriff]

I'll head over to his office and, at the risk of looking idiotic, ask him where I am, what year it is, and ask him if he saw a dancing man with a duckling and blue hair.