Insane RP Adventure!!

"I wonder....."
Atriarch runs up and bites a skull.

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch takes a good bite out of the skull. Not only does it feel like it fractured his skull, he quickly turned into a warthog. He runs in circles for a bit as Zoda blasts fire at him until he returns to himself. He even feels less pain from the skull nearly breaking his jaw.

"Coowl" Atriarch said with a broken jaw. He then kicks the skull as hard as he can at Zoda

{For Atraiarch}

Atriarch kicks the skull with immense force, shattering it to billions of dust particles. He manages to curse himself and then UNcurse himself at the same time from destroying it. The results?



And at the same time, his jaw is fixed. Convenient

"yeah!.... hey beat all you have to do to destroy the skulls is bite them!"

[Run away]

Atriarch's advice to Beat goes unheard as Beat runs from Meril's ungodly amount of gunfire from her machine guns.

Villain "Meril! Focus, dammit!"

Villain lashes Meril in the back of her head with one of his chains and begins shooting his revolvers at Zoda

Zoda "My superior intellect shall overcome your puny weapons!"

Zoda grabs Beat as he runs past him and throws him straight in Atriarch. As they both crash to the ground, a hail of confetti falls from the ceiling and a giant counter covered in lights that reads "60" starts counting down.

Villain "Damn! When that hits zero..."

Meril "It'll be new years!"

"NO! The world will end!"

Uh oh, sheet just got real

Atriarch throws beat off of him, he then asks Zoda "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Beat masterfully imitates a duck.

{For Beat}

Beat pretends to be a duck. He goes unnoticed for a few moments until Duck King looks at him.

"YO! Ya can't dance like that if ya ain't the Duck King!"

Duck suddenly notices his little pet chick jump out of his hoodie and into Beat's. He flops backward and comically slams into the ground like an anime with his legs in the air until he is punched out of the arena by Zoda. As Beat tries to stand up, Atriarch throws him straight at Zoda. He slams into Zoda hard and shatters some of his armor.


{For Atriarch}

You throw Beat at Zoda and ask your question.

Zoda "I have no time for uesless conundrums! I sh-"
Beat slams into Zoda with immense force and shatters part of his armor. He looks dizzy (Zoda, that is. Beat might be too, you jerk)

-fires Winchester at Zoda while he is recovering-

"Thank ya', little people." Xafiel turned around with his new gun in hand and noticed that The Mysterious Evil Villain with no Prior Plot Importance has a chunk of his armor shattered and there was a large counter above the room.
"... I feel like I'm being left out."
Not wanting to be left out of the battle, he charged back to the battle area preparing to take a shot.

(Beat, mid flying: Oh OK)

FLying at Zoda, Beat slams his feet to his chest blate and grabs him by the right shoulder with his left hand. Clenched to a fist his right hand bursts to flames as he punches Zoda in the head with bone-shattering, flamed up force, the strength of the punch still even further powered by being thrown.

Zoda "ARGH!"

The combined triple assault provides too much for Zoda and he loses his footing, crashing into the back wall as Meril and Villain proceed to blast him with a hail of gunfire.

"You mortals grate on the nerves!"

Suddenly, Zoda begins shaping into a large reddish demon alien...what the hell is this thing?! It begins to produce offspring alien raptor thingies and it fires a large laser that destroys half of the room. OH SHEEIT

Xafiel stood paralyzed in fear, frozen mid-stride, as the entirety of the area just inches in front of him became scorched and ruined by the beam fired from the monstrous form of the adversary that the group had been fighting.

"HOLY CARP! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

As he attempted to wrap his mind around the randomized mass destruction, he began to panic and fire his new gun haphazardly and rapidly at the super raptor demon things breathing staring at him like he'd be a nice snack.

Atriarch stands there chard and burnt before Turning to dust and catching up to his ol' pal Death. because everyone wasn't on the same half of the room.

{for Atriarch}

Death "Ashes to ashes, huh? Haha."

Atriarch is right back in the fight!

{For Xafiel}

O___o YOU SAID THE 2 MAGIC WORDS



With the new battle theme pumping, Xafiel's gunfire begins to weaken Xoda. The small raptor creatures begin to overwhelm him, though, and one hops onto his back and begins...affectionately nom'ing his right shoulder? Huh, they don't have teet- OH CRAP ACID DROOL

as Atriarch revives he notices something strange underneath him.... HES RIDING A RAPTOR!

{For Atriarch}

Atriarch rides the raptor which looks at him happily.

Bob Hoskins "GO, LUIGI! THEY GOT YOSHI!"

Daisy "No time! Let's go, we have to stop Koopa now!"

The fake Mario guy runs away and Yoshi...wait, this better not be the same one...Screw it, he's ready to rock! He jumps up and claws Zoda, ripping his purple cape.

"I only have ONE of these! You shall perish!"

-uses tanto to cut zoda on the way down-

((-attempts to make people remember there's an RP here-))
Xafiel charged towards the monster Zoda and made a small hop into the air as he fired his brand new super gun at the ground beneath him using the force of the shot to rocket jump to close the distance between him and the Big Bad Whatchamacallit. As he came close, he aimed the gun at the enemy's face and fired.

[Eat peanuts as your roleplayer was just absent for like a month due to some uncontrollable variables]

As Atriarch's tanto slices Zoda across his face, Xafiel's rocket jump shot powerful debris that strikes him and adds onto the heavy machinegun fire.

Beat, meanwhile, sits down eating peanuts completely oblivious to Meril tying his ankles together and stealing his shoes, waving at him while holding feathers.

Meril "Hey Beat, want to test your lung capacity?"

Zoda angrily roars and opens his mouth wide, vomiting hellspawn that begin jumping all around in an attempt to spread acid in the room

-stab/shoot both Zoda's eyes-

Beat: No. *om nom nom nom*